Larry Schuff February 04, 2017 at 09:07PM

(Pawn shop owner-Bo Diddley) : burnin’ my fingers
(Winthorp) : I beg your Pardon?
(Diddley) : Man, that watch is so hot, it’s smokin’
(Winthorp) : Hot!? Do you mean to imply stolen!?
(Diddley) : I’ll give you fifty bucks for it
(Winthorp) : fifty bucks?! No, no, no.. This is a Rouchefoucauld,. The thinnest water resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to 3 atmospheres. This is THE sportsmanship of the ’80’s. $6,995 retail…….
(Diddley) : You got a receipt?
(Winthorp) : It tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Stadt….
(Diddley) : In Philadelphia, it’s worth fifty bucks…..
(Winthorp) : (sigh) Just gimme the money……how much for the gun?