I was there!

Avenatti also cupped MY nuts.

It happened so fast that I didn't actually feel it for nine years. Last night, I was sitting here writing, and I suddenly jumped and yelled, "Whoa! What the F*CK, Michael!"

I can still hear him farting nonstop, like a jackhammer. https://t.co/0xYSWiJPcq

— Thomas Wictor (@ThomasWictor) September 24, 2018