Larry Schuff October 12, 2017 at 06:22PM

Dear Hollywood celebrities,
You exist for my entertainment. Some of you are great eye candy. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you can scare the crap out of me. Others make me laugh. But you all have one thing in common, you only have a place in my world to entertain me. That’s it.
You make your living pretending to be someone else, playing dress up like a 6 year old. You live in a make believe world in front of a camera, and often when you are away from one too; your entire existence depends on my patronage.
I’ll crank the organ grinder; you dance.
I don’t really care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your stance matters far less to me than that of my neighbor. You see, you aren’t real in my life. I turn off the TV or shut down my computer and you cease to exist in my world, and once I am done with you, I can put you back in your little box until I want you to entertain me again.
I don’t care that you think the BP executives deserve the death penalty. But I bet you looked cute saying it.
Am I supposed to care what the director of fluffy tripe made for gullible people thinks about global warming or gun control? Get back into your bubble. I’ll let you know when I’m in the mood for something blue and shiny.
And I’m also supposed to care that you will leave this great country if Trump becomes president? Ha….WRONG!…. Please don’t forget to close the door behind you. We’d like to reserve your place for someone who loves this country and really wants to be here.
Make me laugh, or cry, scare me, but realize that the only words of yours that matter are scripted. I might agree with some of you from time to time, but it doesn’t matter. In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment
So, shut your pie hole and dance, monkey!”

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Larry Schuff September 27, 2017 at 07:54PM

It’s pretty bad when the tv announcers presage wacha’s inability to get through an order three times, but apparently the genius who manages our great franchise cannot figure it out. Oh,and why have a righty who throws the exact same repertoire as wacha replace him to face a lefty? Are there no lefties who can come in to face a left-handed batter? Geez,this guy absolutely sucks. Leader of men my ass.

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